INT. HALLWAY. DAY
ED BRYNE
enters shot through door way, stops and shrugs and then walks across the frame.
Dressed in a black logo t-shirt and cargo green jacket and he is carrying a
cardboard box full of books. FOUL-MOUTHED MANCAT FLUFF, sat in large card board
box. Dressed in a fluffy grey cat outfit, with a luggage tag tied to him which
is labelled ‘Please look after this cat free to
good home’
FLUFF
(Struggling to say the words)
Please...Please...Please...
FLUFF
Ed, tell me what’s going on right now or I’m going sick up all yesterdays
tuna
FLUFF makes retching sound
FLUFF
Oh No..
ED BRYNE stands up from crouching over box and walks towards camera, tucking hair behind ears as he walks.
FLUFF
It’s that girl isn’t it? Ameiba
Your mad. Shes waaay out of your league
(turns swiftly to face fluff)
This has nothing to do with Amelia. I just want to sort my life
out. You know, get rid of some of the dead wood. So, I thought I’d take you to this great, fun place
just for cats. Yeah – just until I finish tidying up.
ED
(in an over-execrated voice, waving his hands)
It’s called… Pleasure Land.
FLUFF
(humouring Ed)
Pleasure Land? Sweet...But not before time.
ED BYNE looks pleased and walks
off camera. Door bell rings shadow of AMEILA through frosted glass, opens door.
She is dressed in a black coat with a scarf.
AMEILA
I’m so
sorry Ed, I know I’m super early! Oh my god –
AMEILA approaches FLUFF, ED BYNE looks anxious
AMELIA
Whos this?
ED
That’s-er-Fluff
AMEILA strokes the real cat FLUFF and picks up luggage tag
AMEILA
‘Free to good home.’
Some monster actually abandoned this..
Fluff becomes the man again. She
tickles his chin, whilst he looks immensely happy with himself; shooting Ed a
winning look.
AMEILA
..sweet little creature!
AMEILA picks up FLUFF, the real
cat. In her arms FLUFF turn into the mancat and pats AMEILA’S shoulder
AMEILA
Well – Fluff, I guess that makes me your new mummy
now.
AMEILA rubs her head against FLUFF
FLUFF
(to Ed)
You lying Cu...
The End. Credits Roll.
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